If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. - Sam Levenson
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain. -Pliny the Elder (23 AD - 79 AD)
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. -George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

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